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Editor’s Note: These gems have been making the fax machine rounds for years. We print them here for your amusement…
“A pedestrian hit me and went underneath my car.”
“Without giving warning of its intention, the other car collided with my car.”
“The other guy was all over the place. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.”
“I pulled into traffic, glanced over at my motherinlaw and drove over the embankment.”
“To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I hit the pedestrian.”
“My car was legally parked when it backed into the other vehicle.”
“The accident happened when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.”
“The cause of the accident was a little guy with a small car and a big mouth.”
“While on my way home, I drove into the wrong house and hit a tree that I don’t have.”
“I saw the slowmoving, sadfaced old gentlemen as he bounced off the hood of my car.”
“An invisible car came from nowhere, hit me and then vanished.”
“I thought my window was down but I figured out that it was up when I put my hand through it.”
“I was driving my car out of the driveway the way I usually do, and it was hit by the other car in the same place it had been hit many times before.”
“As I approached the intersection, a stop sign appeared in a place that it had never appeared before. I couldn’t stop in time to avoid the accident.”
“The telephone pole was approaching fast. I tried to swerve out of its path, but it struck my front end.”
“The pedestrian had no idea where he was going, so I ran him over.”
“I was on my way to the doctors with rearend trouble when my universal joint gave way and I had an accident.”
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