Doctor’s Chart Bloopers

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• Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
•  On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.
•  Father died in his 90’s of female trouble in his prostrate and kidneys.
•  Skin:  somewhat pale but present.
•  The pelvic examination will be done later on the floor.
•  Vomiting of unknown origin.
•  Patient was seen in consultation with Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
•  Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
•  Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities.
•  Discharge status:  Alive but without permission.
•  Dr. Blank is watching his prostate.
•  If he squeezes the back of his neck for four or five years it comes and goes.

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