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This issue’s Stupid Award is a slam dunk. Straight from Stromsburg, Nebraska, comes 19 year old Hannah Sabata — who stunned York County law enforcement by how neatly she … wrapped up her own case. In a U-Tube video, posted the day of her crime spree, she openly admitted to stealing a car, ripping off drug paraphenalia and an ounce of dope, robbing a bank of $6,256 — and even included the details about the gun, the pillowcase and the note. She boasted, “I just stole a car and robbed a bank “Now I’m rich, I can pay off my college financial aid tomorrow and I’m going for a shopping spree. Bite me.” When officers arrived to arrest her, only $30 was missing. Hopefully she spent it for supplies necessary to teach other crooks in her same IQ range how to make U-Tube videos. Duh!