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Break out the glass, Lass.
Just switch the VIN, Lynn.
Jimmy the door, Egore.
Duplicate the key, Bee.
Hotwire the Ig, Zig.
Just steal the wheel, Neal.
Go get the hubs, Bubs.
Pull out the stereo, Harry-O.
Go thru the trunk, punk.
Mess with the lock, Doc.
Bypass the lojack, Kojak.
Forge a new doc, Spock.
Repaint it puce, Bruce.
Just use a tow, Moe.
Put it on a truck, Huck.
Let yourself in, Finn.
Go in with a brick, Nick.
Take it on a loan, Joan.
The chop shop’s this way, Ray.
Take a test drive, Clive.
Order it containered, Maynard.
Rip off a Benz, friends.
Carjack a Neon, Leon.
Just swipe a van, Stan.
Through the window crack, Jack.
Cut off the club, Bub.
Steal a new Chev, Bev.
Grab somebody’s Geo, Leo.
Hotwire a Sable, Mabel.
Outrun the police, Bernice.
Outrun the cops, Pops.
Use a phony plate, Nate.
Tow away a Taurus, Boris.
Ship it to Iran, Stan.
Ship it from the port, Mort.
Take it from a lot, Dot.
Grab it from the drive-in, Ivan.
Cross the border for a thrill, Bill.
A coat hanger is the way, Fay.
A Discover card at Avis, Mavis.
Drive away a Caddy, Laddie.
Get yourself a taxi, Maxi.
Go steal a little Honda, Rhonda.
Pretend you’re a valet, Jay.
Pull a one-pay con, Ron.
Ship it to Iraq, Jack.
A slow boat to Japan, Dan.
Pay a little freight, Mate.
Grab yourself a jeep, creep.
A Jimmy is the truck, Buck.
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