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Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience = You will need to replace three people who just left.
Problem solving skills are a must =You are walking into a company in perpetual chaos. Haven’t heard a word from anyone out there. Your first task is to find out what is going on.
Requires team leadership skills = You will have the responsibilities of a manager without the pay or the respect.
Good Communication Skills = Management communicates poorly, so you have to figure out what they want and do it.
Competitive Salary =We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
Join our fast paced company = We have no time to train you.
Casual work atmosphere = We don’t pay enough to expect that you will dress up.
Must be deadline oriented =You will be six months behind schedule on your first day.
Some overtime required = Some time each night and some time each weekend.
Duties will vary = Anyone in the office can boss you around.
Must have an eye for detail = We have no quality control.