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Best Headline Bloopers
| Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says |
| Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers |
| Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should be Belted |
| Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case |
| Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents |
| Farmer Bill Dies in House |
| Iraqui Head Seeks Arms |
| Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus? |
| Stud Tires Out |
| Prostitutes Appeal to Pope |
| Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over |
| Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again |
| British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands |
| Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms |
| Eye Drops Off Shelf |
| Teacher Strikes Idle Kids |
| Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim |
| Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead |
| Shot Off Woman’s Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66 |
| Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax |
| Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told |
| Miners Refuse to Work After Death |
| Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant |
| Stolen Painting Found by Tree |
| Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies |
| Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter |
| Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One |
| Drunken Drivers Paid $1,000 in ’84 |
| War Dims Hope for Peace |
| If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile |
| Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures |
| Enfields Couple Slain. Police Suspect Homicide |
| Man Struck by Lighting Faces Battery Charge |
| New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group |
| Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft |
| Kids Make Nutritious Snacks |
| Chef Throws his Heart into Helping Feed Needy |
| Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire |
| British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply |
| Ban on Soliciting Dead in Trotwood |
| Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees |
| Local Highschool Dropouts Cut in Half |
| New Vaccine May Contain Rabies |
| Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing |
| Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing |
| Air Head Fired |
| Steals Clock, Faces Time |
| Prosecuter Releases Probe into Undersheriff |
| Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni |
| Hospitals are Sued by Seven Foot Doctors |
| Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction |
| Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training |
| Include Your Children When Baking Cookies |
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