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Claims Reps
A distraught policy holder called her company to report that her house had caught fire and burned to the ground.
The phone rep said, “That should not be a problem. Do you know what kind of coverage you have?”
“Well,” said the woman, “I know that I asked for fire and theft.”
“Bad move,” said the rep. “You should have asked for fire OR theft …”
Plaintiff Attorneys
A drunk wanders into the lounge of a hotel where all the Plaintiff attorneys In Seattle are having a conference. He want to cause trouble so he yells, “I think that all Seattle PI attorneys are garbage-eating crooks. If you don’t like it, come up and DO something about it.”
A man runs up to the drunk and yells, “Take that back!”
“Why?” asks the drunk. “Are you a PI attorney?”
“No,” replies the man, “I’m a garbage-eating crook!”
Doctors
A little girl came home from kindergarten and told her mother, “Johnny asked me to play Doctor today.”
“Oh my,” replied the mother with a worried look on her face, “What happened?”
The little girl answered, “Nothing. He made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company.”
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